Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 10, 2000
By: JackieMartling	Published: 09/10/2000
There's two statues in the park, a male statue, and a female statue, and they're both stark naked. They've been staring at each other for thousands of years. One day, a miracle brings them to life for one hour. The male statue says, "Do you wanna do what I wanna do?" The female statue says, "Oh, yeah." They run into the woods. Twenty minutes later they come running back out, sweating and panting. He says, "Let's rest up awhile, and then go do it again." She says, "All right. Only this time, you hold the pigeons and I'll shit on 'em." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Not Again (0 replies) started by NARDlS21 (09.10.2000 6:57:23 PM EST) Jackie, that was funny. But, its older then my grandmom and she is 85! I need a girl bad.

Not Again (0 replies) started by NARDlS21 (09.10.2000 6:54:33 PM EST) Jackie, that was funny. But, its older then my grandmom and she is 85! Take the hint, stop the Jackie's Jok,e of the day unless you get some funny shit. I need a girl bad.

Its my... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.10.2000 9:23:46 AM EST) birthday and jackie finally had a decent joke

damn (0 replies) started by rook30505 (09.10.2000 1:38:44 AM EST) shit Jackie,that was a half funny joke,I'm impressed Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

Oh, man... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (09.10.2000 1:33:43 AM EST) This was old long before I was. Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Listen up (0 replies)   started by kentster (09.10.2000 0:08:27 AM EST) Jackiemartling equals dumb shit boring comic wanna be BLAHHHHHH!!!!! kentster

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