Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 5, 2000
By: JackieMartling	Published: 09/05/2000
A girl's mother is constantly riding her about getting married. Every day, her mother says, "You're thirty-two, and you've never been married. You're thirty-two, and you've never even been engaged. Never married, never engaged. You've gotta get married." She says, "Leave me alone, Ma. Leave me alone." Her mother goes on and on, "You've gotta get married. You've gotta get married. You've gotta get married." She says, "Ma! Leave me alone!" One day she walks into the house, and she's got rice in hair. Her mother says, "You did it! You finally got married!" She says, "No. I was blowing a chink and he threw up on my head." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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stupieboy is stupid (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.06.2000 10:24:27 AM EST) If a spell checker was used, "riding" would pass because it is spelled correctly. Maybe you mean a grammar checker? But in this case, you don't seem to realize that "riding" is another word for "bugging" or "nagging". The mother is constantly bringing up the topic that the girls still not married. Good thing school is starting soon, you might actually learn something this year.

stupid!!!! (0 replies) started by stupieboy (09.05.2000 10:05:21 PM EST) Stupidest one on here. Use spell check, too. Riding? Should be writing.

No wonder she's not married... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (09.05.2000 11:42:21 AM EST) I've never had a bad blowjob, let alone one that made me puke! Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Chink? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.05.2000 11:16:03 AM EST) Is that supposed to be funny?

BLOWS (0 replies) started by h8suall (09.05.2000 0:13:39 AM EST) Jackie sucks

Stupid (0 replies)   started by BRI8201 (09.05.2000 0:10:06 AM EST) Jackie Sucks

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