There once was a boy named Jack who was born with just one eye, so the doc's put a wooden one in the socket where his eye would be.
This was fine Jack, for he knew no better, but the kids in school would tease him to no end. In fact, they all referred to him as "Wood Eye". Naturally, he didn't appreciate it, and grew to hate the name.
When the Senior Prom arrived, Jack went alone. When the dancing began, some friends came over and encouraged him to ask Sally to dance, as she had come alone as well.
"SALLY?! She's got a NOSE the size of KANSAS, for god's sake!", replied Jack.
"Hey Wood Eye, you've got a wooden EYE! Who the heck are you to judge Sally Bignose?!"
After a while, he noticed Sally across the room. Her nose wasn't THAT big, and frankly, she did look just as bored as he was. "what have I got to lose?" Jack asked himself. He decided to go for it.
"Sally, would you like to dance with me?"
"WOULD I?!" Exclaimed Sally.
Jack snapped back "-BIG NOSE!!!"
