Sad But True: American Health Care
By: bd2son	Published: 07/04/2006
Two patients limp into two different American Medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second sees the family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients? The first is a Golden Retriever. The second is a Senior Citizen. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Spot on (0 replies) started by tjshere (07.04.2006 10:30:13 AM EST) And of course the vet bill will be a few grand whereas the senior citizen's bill will be roughly the equivalent to the GNP of a small country.

Hey (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (07.04.2006 9:22:28 AM EST) I never thought of that. Next time I'll just go to the vet and he won't care if I sh*t on the floor either.

Maybe this (0 replies)   started by marrakeshman (07.04.2006 4:54:51 AM EST) is not the appropriate place, but there is a lot to be said about that........for sure. Good piece ".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."

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