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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 13, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 08/13/2000
 
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Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary out.

The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out.

He screams, "Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!"

The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?"

Gary yells, "There's a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the fuck out of here!"

The waiter apologizes up and down as he quickly takes the spaghetti away.

Mary looks over at Gary, and shaking her head, she whispers, "What a hypocrite you are. You spent most of last night with your face full of hair."

Gary says, "Yeah? Well, how long do you think I'd have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?"

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please leave jackie (0 replies)
started by deeznutz
(08.13.2000 4:44:15 PM EST)

can ya'll stop posting jackie's shit unless it's good

deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

that was ok (1 reply)  
started by hellaflip
(08.13.2000 0:52:15 AM EST)

hey did you guys ever hear that story about this lady who died when she used a lobster to pleasure herself. to make it short...she place the lobster's tail at her crevice and put a lighter to its face so that it would slap its tail but by her doing that, the lobster laid eggs in her. and she died a few hours after because she was so freaked out by the things crawling out of her...

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