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 Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 17, 2000 | | By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com) | Published: 07/17/2000 | | |  |
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Mrs. Hastings arrives in Boston from Ireland, and in no time at all her bean soup has made her the talk of New England society.
At a party celebrating the sale of her recipe to a fancy Charles Street restaurant, an old matron goes up to Mrs. Hastings and says, "My dear girl, what is the secret of your soup?"
Mrs. Hastings, a little drunk, says, "The secret to me soup is that I use but two-hundred thirty-nine beans to make it."
The woman says, "How come only two-hundred thirty-nine?"
Mrs. Hastings says, "Because one more would make it too farty."
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yep
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slade
(07.18.2000 4:21:28 PM EST)
i agree with beska on the accent thing....but the joke still blows
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Yes, it was a joke.
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beska
(07.18.2000 2:20:31 PM EST)
Although I think they got the accents wrong...it would be better with a Bostonian accent, rather than Irish. Think it got distorted slightly in the retelling...
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ok
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some1dude
(07.18.2000 1:27:49 AM EST)
was that a joke?
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That sucked.
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nexx
(07.18.2000 1:24:00 AM EST)
That wasnt even a joke. That was pathetic.Wassup!!!
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gay
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.17.2000 2:01:14 PM EST)
that was the dumbest joke i ever heard
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You Dumb Monkey
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.17.2000 10:54:09 AM EST)
Jakie is the Dude from the Howard Stern show
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Ok, not bad
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tangentman123
(07.17.2000 10:27:58 AM EST)
That's the first joke from Jackie that was actualy funny. Don't forget to read it with an Irish accent...
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this stinks
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StreetImperial
(07.17.2000 0:48:03 AM EST)
this joke is bullshit and who the fuck is jackie?I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me...
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