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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 20, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/20/2000
 
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Bartlett is on a picnic and has to take a dump, so he heads out into the bushes.

He's just dropped his pants when a girl pokes her head out of a bush and says, "Hi there, pal. Can I take advantage of you?"

Bartlett says, "Sure."

She leans over, grabs his shirttail, and wipes her ass with it.

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    cool (0 replies)
    started by loulou
    (07.20.2000 6:36:18 PM EST)

    funny as hell lol

    turtle (0 replies)
    started by turtle99
    (07.20.2000 8:57:07 AM EST)

    f jackie

    cool

    first again (0 replies)  
    started by hughjazz
    (07.20.2000 2:47:35 AM EST)

    FUCK YOU JACKIE
    u suk

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