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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
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#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
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is so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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 Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 23, 2000 | | By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com) | Published: 07/23/2000 | | |  |
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A psychiatrist is giving an Adult Education class on sex.
He says, "Let's take a simple survey. How many of you have sex once a day?"
A bunch of people raise their hands.
He says, "How many of you have sex once a week?"
Alot of people raise their hands.
He says, "How many of you have sex once a month?"
A bunch of people raise their hands.
He says, "And how many of you have sex once a year?"
One guy in the back starts jumping up and down, yelling, "Me! Yo! Me! Right here! Me!"
The psychiatrist says, "lf you only have sex once a year, why are you so excited?"
The guy says, "Because tonight's the night!"
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Mr.leasor
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(07.24.2000 11:34:32 PM EST)
I think this web site is great.
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Get a life
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Vandalier
(07.24.2000 12:06:12 PM EST)
jr5142, you really outta see a shrink before someone gets yer IP number and nukes your comp...caling people queers and fags can piss of a many of hackers
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Cookie
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.24.2000 0:54:52 AM EST)
Aren't all these "I'm first" messages getting a little old? Grow up for God's sakes! It may have been funny the first time. It is now lame. Get over it!
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