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"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code, he turned himself in."
— Rita Rudner, Comedian
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#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
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Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A: He did okay until his business fell off.
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 Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 28, 2000 | | By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com) | Published: 07/28/2000 | | |  |
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Harry is at a banquet and keeps complaining that his false teeth are hurting him. The guy sitting to his left reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of dentures.
He hands them to Harry and says, "Try these."
Harry tries them, and says, "Thanks anyway, but they're too tight."
The guy pulls out another set and hands them to Harry.
They fit perfectly, so Harry wears them for the entire night.
At the end of the banquet, Harry hands them back to the guy and says, "They fit me perfectly. Are you a dentist?"
The guy says, "No. An undertaker."
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it's grtting old
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started by
skydoda
(07.28.2000 12:43:36 PM EST)
hey jr is that what you tell your girl too???
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JR, get a fuckin' life!
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started by
Vandalier
(07.28.2000 11:29:12 AM EST)
Dude, get a life, one of these days someone's gonna send a nasty virus to your comp...
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fuck u
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started by
deeznutz
(07.28.2000 1:59:37 AM EST)
i'm sure i'm not the only one but jr is gettin on my fuckin nervesdeeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
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New Hampshire is the only State name the has four consecutive consonants in it (in the same word).
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