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Rip Off!!!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.31.2000 12:37:32 PM EST)
This joke was a complete rip off of Eddie Murphy's stand up "RAW" performance in the 80's. I thought Jackie would be a bit more original than to have to steal someone else's material....great joke nonetheless.
Rip Off!!!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.31.2000 12:26:59 PM EST)
This joke was a complete rip off of Eddie Murphy's stand up "RAW" performance in the 80's. I thought Jackie would be a bit more original than to have to steal someone else's material....great joke nonetheless.
ha...
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songman
(07.30.2000 10:55:47 PM EST)
funny joke indeed...I'll keep it in mind the next time I shit in the woods.
HAHA
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pissonit
(07.30.2000 7:28:42 PM EST)
funny joke
Piss On It
GROW UP!!!!
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F1Babe
(07.30.2000 8:30:10 AM EST)
Get a life you loser, being first just shows us you have nothing better to do than sit at your computer!!!
By the way the joke was funny!!!
yes today i won again
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jr5142
(07.27.2000 5:52:13 AM EST)
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