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i hate you
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.05.2000 5:17:57 PM EST)
the title says it all
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
nigglets
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peepeehead
(06.18.2000 2:11:17 AM EST)
This joke is offensive to our African American brethren and our veterans who served this cuntry proudly.
i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.
WEAK!!!!
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sexonthebeach
(06.17.2000 10:58:47 AM EST)
THIS "JOKE" IS INCREDIBLY WEAK it was not even halfway funny
crazy sons of bitches
WHY? WHY? WHY?
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.15.2000 6:35:48 PM EST)
WHY??????????????????????? Is Goofball getting stuff that sucks? WHY????????????????????
x-rated movie :by joeq
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.15.2000 12:49:22 PM EST)
Three Polish boys goto a rated X-movie theater and ask for 3 tickets, the teller tells them I am sorry, but you have to be eighteen or over in order to get in.
So, the boys went home to get another sixteen Polocks.
F Jackie
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.15.2000 9:03:07 AM EST)
That joke fucking sucked joke man.
1st
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deeznutz
(06.15.2000 0:13:12 AM EST)
i don't get it but if i did it's still stupid
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
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