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Jackies Joke of the day for June 15, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 06/15/2000
 
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A new doctor is assigned to a mental patient, and watches day after day as the guy puts his ear to the wall and listens.

The doctor is very curious, so one day he decides to see what the guy is listening to.

The doctor puts his ear up to the wall and listens.

The doctor turns to the guy and says, "I don't hear anything."

The guy says, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months."

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i hate you (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.05.2000 5:17:57 PM EST)

the title says it all
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU

nigglets (0 replies)
started by peepeehead
(06.18.2000 2:11:17 AM EST)

This joke is offensive to our African American brethren and our veterans who served this cuntry proudly.

i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.

WEAK!!!! (0 replies)
started by sexonthebeach
(06.17.2000 10:58:47 AM EST)

THIS "JOKE" IS INCREDIBLY WEAK it was not even halfway funny

crazy sons of bitches

WHY? WHY? WHY? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.15.2000 6:35:48 PM EST)

WHY??????????????????????? Is Goofball getting stuff that sucks? WHY????????????????????

x-rated movie :by joeq (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.15.2000 12:49:22 PM EST)

Three Polish boys goto a rated X-movie theater and ask for 3 tickets, the teller tells them I am sorry, but you have to be eighteen or over in order to get in.
So, the boys went home to get another sixteen Polocks.

F Jackie (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.15.2000 9:03:07 AM EST)

That joke fucking sucked joke man.

I've got a rumbly in my tumbly. (0 replies)
started by KiddShady
(06.15.2000 2:23:59 AM EST)

This joke is cool

I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

what the hell??? (0 replies)
started by duke10285
(06.15.2000 1:43:26 AM EST)

what was that?

Then, the doctor says, (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.15.2000 0:34:46 AM EST)

"It HAS? My God, what are we going to DO about it?"

;o)

1st (0 replies)  
started by deeznutz
(06.15.2000 0:13:12 AM EST)

i don't get it but if i did it's still stupid

deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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