"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a literate country and a hopefuller country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001
"Mullin, wearing the crew cut and the dribble..." Al Trautwig, doing a play-by-play of a Knicks-Pacers game
#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Q. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? A. Quatro sinko.
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i hate you
(07.05.2000 5:17:57 PM EST)
the title says it all
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
(06.18.2000 2:11:17 AM EST)
This joke is offensive to our African American brethren and our veterans who served this cuntry proudly.
i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.
(06.17.2000 10:58:47 AM EST)
THIS "JOKE" IS INCREDIBLY WEAK it was not even halfway funny
crazy sons of bitches
WHY? WHY? WHY?
(06.15.2000 6:35:48 PM EST)
WHY??????????????????????? Is Goofball getting stuff that sucks? WHY????????????????????
x-rated movie :by joeq
(06.15.2000 12:49:22 PM EST)
Three Polish boys goto a rated X-movie theater and ask for 3 tickets, the teller tells them I am sorry, but you have to be eighteen or over in order to get in.
So, the boys went home to get another sixteen Polocks.
(06.15.2000 9:03:07 AM EST)
That joke fucking sucked joke man.
(06.15.2000 0:13:12 AM EST)
i don't get it but if i did it's still stupid
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
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