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Jackies Joke of the day for June 22, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 06/22/2000
 
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There's a guy with a Doberman pincher and a guy with a chijuajua.

The guy with the Doberman pincher says to the guy with a chijuajua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the chijuajua says, "We can't go in there. We've got our dogs with us."

The guy with the Doberman pincher says, "Just follow my lead."

They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he goes to walk in.

A guy at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed.

The guy with the Doberman pincher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A Doberman pincher?"

He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they''re excellent."

The guy at the door says, "Come on in."

The guy with the chijuajua figures, "What the hell."

He puts on a pair of dark glasses and goes to walk in.

The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The guy with the chijuajua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A chijuajua?"

He says, "They gave me a chijuajua?"

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hi (0 replies)
started by sexonthebeach
(07.02.2000 8:54:50 PM EST)

DONT LISTEN TO THE HARASSMENT JACKIE... THESE JOKES ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!! atleast i like them

crazy sons of bitches

what the fuck is this (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.22.2000 5:47:25 PM EST)

your jokes are the stupiedest ones ive ever read in my life.......................... a story about how my life got twisted upisde down now and im gonna take a minute right here and tell u all how i became the prince of bell air,and my name is willl smith aka big willie style,

is the gayest kid alive

a cat joke (0 replies)
started by signstop
(06.22.2000 2:11:58 PM EST)

once upon a time a man named jackie who had a cat named timmy that he
KILLED!!!!

stink (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.22.2000 11:46:52 AM EST)

wotafuk???

oy! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.22.2000 8:43:53 AM EST)

Isn't it spelt chihuahua?

sux (0 replies)  
started by elsporker
(06.22.2000 0:46:45 AM EST)

why are the jokes so bad???????????????????????????

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