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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 7, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/07/2000
 
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A hippie goes into a restaurant and orders a milkshake. He says, "Not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove man, in the groove."The cook hears it and gets a little annoyed, but sends out the milkshake anyway.

Then the hippie orders some fries. He says, "Not too crisp, not too soft, but in the groove, man, in the groove." Now the cook is really pissed off, but he makes the box of fries.

Then the hippie orders a hamburger. He says, "Not too big, not too small, but in the groove, man, in the groove."

The cook storms out to the guy, pulls down his pants, turns around and bends over, and says, "You can just kiss my ass, man...not too much to the left, not too much to the right, but in the groove, man, in the groove."

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    umm... (0 replies)
    started by XorsistXtreme
    (07.08.2000 6:24:28 PM EST)

    well I don't think sticking your skanky, smelly ass at a customer follows code 104B page 351 of the international fast food sanitation handbook. Plus the fact that, that joke was gay.

    What's wrong with the guy saying groovy? (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (07.07.2000 12:04:04 PM EST)

    lol...this joke was groovy

    MoonShine ButtShake (0 replies)
    started by MiniWampum
    (07.07.2000 2:03:05 AM EST)

    I would have just pissed in the milkshake than take the chance to stick my butt in this hippies face and possibly end up getting violated...like he said...Groovy baby!!!

    I'm not a mathmatician, but doesn't U+I= 69

    huh? (0 replies)  
    started by Albatros
    (07.07.2000 0:16:01 AM EST)

    why would that piss him off so bad? the guy is just ordering his food.Go to Burger king! Have it your way!




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