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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 14, 2000

By: JackieMartlingPublished: 09/14/2000
 
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Sylvia Schwartz is thirty-three years old, and unmarried, so her mother sends her on a cruise around the world. Six weeks later she comes walking into the house with a huge black man. He's jet black, and all he's wearing is a necklace made of teeth, a bone through his nose, and a grass skirt.

Her mother looks at the guy and says, "Sylvia, I told you to go out and find yourself a rich doctor, not a witch doctor."

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    thats insanely dumb (0 replies)
    started by zonk002
    (09.23.2000 10:10:38 PM EST)

    its time to give up hombre, thats the fuckin gayest thing ive ever hearf

    jackie (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.16.2000 0:31:55 AM EST)

    Do u like tapes and cds if so then let me tape my dick to your forhead so u can cd's balls. ha ha just joking


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    :-P (0 replies)
    started by memnoch
    (09.14.2000 2:32:51 PM EST)

    Why do you think they keep posting them on goofball? JUST TO PISS US OFF!! :-Ž

    wow (0 replies)
    started by VladTepes
    (09.14.2000 11:57:09 AM EST)

    just when i thought you couldnt suck any worse, you have truly outdone yourself. impressive...oh yeah, you suck.

    Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

    What the fuck was that?!?!?! (0 replies)
    started by Crackerman
    (09.14.2000 4:02:24 AM EST)

    That was the shittiest, most fucked up joke I have ever read. It was worse than yesterdays.

    Fuck it!!!

    hehe, alfspin, that was pretty good... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.14.2000 0:38:02 AM EST)

    everyone should race to jackie's jokes just to insult him..lol. Jackie Jackie Jackie...that joke wasn't even funny. Come on Jackie, just come on. Howard rocks, you blow goats for wooden nickels. Just come on.

    Ryän (the §ui©ideKĻng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

    First! (0 replies)  
    started by alfspin
    (09.14.2000 0:03:55 AM EST)

    I am the first to insult jackie! Jackie, you suck...

    Alf is in Da' House!

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