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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 11, 2000
By: JackieMartling Published: 09/11/2000

Charlie's in prison, and he's driving the other inmates crazy with his cheerfulness and his harmonica.
He says stuff like, "The food here sure is crummy, but at least there's no seconds" and "These bars on the windows sure are ugly, but at least they don't block the sun, like curtains would."
Charlie's in the corridor one day when a guard passes by walking a guy to the electric chair.
Charlie says, "Well, at least when your sentence is up, you'll still be in your prime."
One of the other prisoners grabs Charlie, throws him down, and shoves his harmonica up his ass.
Charlie gets up and says, "I sure am glad the warden wouldn't let me bring my trombone."

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