Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 5, 2000
By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)	Published: 07/05/2000
Baggy and Pants, an always out-of-work vaudeville comedy-dance team, arrive in Newark for an audition. They're both very nervous because Ennis, the theatre manager, has a very peculiar way of judging performers. He has an owl that he perches on the balcony -- and during the audition, if the owl winks his right eye, the act is not hired. In addition, Ennis is a horny bastard, and Baggy has a very pretty wife. But Baggy and Pants are badly in need of a job, so they take the stage, with the owl scowling at them from the balcony rail. No sooner are they onstage when Baggy sees Ennis in the wings, wrapping his arms around his wife. Baggy says to Pants, "Jesus Christ, that son-of-a-bitch Ennis is fooling around with my wife." Pants says, "Just keep going." Pants keeps dancing, but Baggy keeps looking. And then he sees that Ennis has his... Baggy says, "God damn it! That bastard is banging my wife!" Pants says, "Never mind that. Watch the fucking owl." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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that ended abruptly and without a punchline... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (07.07.2000 11:47:40 AM EST) blah blah blah blah blah, was that even a fucking joke??

WHAT THE HELL..... (0 replies) started by jordance (07.07.2000 9:32:37 AM EST) is that supposed to be? SUCKED!

Hooter Distraction (0 replies) started by MiniWampum (07.07.2000 1:44:51 AM EST) According to Ennis, he has something I would love to come home too...Hooters!!! I'm not a mathmatician, but doesn't U+I= 69

What?! (0 replies) started by xistknight (07.05.2000 4:05:21 PM EST) Uh huh huh...did someone translate this from another language or something. Baggy and Pants I was expecting a punch line with their names. That sucked.

Huh?/ (0 replies) started by CharltonHeston (07.05.2000 1:33:13 PM EST) So....where's the fuckin' joke? Meet the new boss.......same as the old boss......

Boo, hiss (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (07.05.2000 0:57:33 AM EST) If I could post those guys from the muppets who boo the acts, I'd have them boo this one. The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

wuh (0 replies)   started by Albatros (07.05.2000 0:50:19 AM EST) that joke was so damn bad i didn teven crack a smile... zero goofballs... sorry, but not even i thought that was funny... They're out there... now go find em! go on boy! Go get em! Fetch!

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