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 Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 5, 2000 | | By: JackieMartling | Published: 09/05/2000 | | |  |
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A girl's mother is constantly riding her about getting
married.
Every day, her mother says, "You're thirty-two, and you've never
been married. You're thirty-two, and you've never even been
engaged. Never married, never engaged. You've gotta get
married."
She says, "Leave me alone, Ma. Leave me alone."
Her mother goes on and on, "You've gotta get married. You've
gotta get married. You've gotta get married."
She says, "Ma! Leave me alone!"
One day she walks into the house, and she's got rice in hair.
Her mother says, "You did it! You finally got married!"
She says, "No. I was blowing a chink and he threw up on my head."
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stupieboy is stupid
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.06.2000 10:24:27 AM EST)
If a spell checker was used, "riding" would pass because it is spelled correctly. Maybe you mean a grammar checker? But in this case, you don't seem to realize that "riding" is another word for "bugging" or "nagging". The mother is constantly bringing up the topic that the girls still not married. Good thing school is starting soon, you might actually learn something this year.
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stupid!!!!
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started by
stupieboy
(09.05.2000 10:05:21 PM EST)
Stupidest one on here. Use spell check, too. Riding? Should be writing.
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Chink?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.05.2000 11:16:03 AM EST)
Is that supposed to be funny?
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BLOWS
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started by
h8suall
(09.05.2000 0:13:39 AM EST)
Jackie sucks
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