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Lasting Gift Ideas

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 01/22/2004
 
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A gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he bought her nothing.

She was quick to comment loud and long on his thoughtlessness.

The gentleman said only one thing -- "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year."

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.22.2004 9:37:10 AM EST)

    ok pretty good..

    Careful now (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.22.2004 1:08:59 AM EST)


    If you piss her off too badly she might decide to move in with you.

    Hahaha, good one, GP. New too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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