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"A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses - Hispanically owned or otherwise - pay taxes at the highest marginal rate." -George W. Bush, speaking to the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, March 19, 2001
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"You know the world is off tilt, when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
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#13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords.
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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find!
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 Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 17, 2000 | | By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com) | Published: 08/17/2000 | | |  |
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Riley, a married man, is sitting in his office one day when a very shifty-looking man pays him a visit.
The man asks him, "Did you take a business trip with your red-headed secretary last month?"
Riley answers, "Yes. Why, yes, I did."
The shaky character says, "Well, I've got photos of everything you did."
Riley says, "Everything?"
The guy says, "Yeah," and tosses a half-dozen eight-by-ten glossies on the desk.
The guy says, "So what are you going to do about this, Mr. Riley?"
Riley looks at the photos, and then says, "I'll take three of each of these, and six of this last one. Can you have them tinted?"
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Stupid!!!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.17.2000 12:34:51 PM EST)
very stupid!!
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heh..I'll take a couple copies too..
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started by
SuicideKing
(08.17.2000 12:26:49 PM EST)
while I'm typing this, the tv in the background just said to be careful because dogs can choke on small balls..heh..Animal Planet CAN be cool! :)Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng)
"This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."
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booo
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started by
memnoch
(08.17.2000 3:17:19 AM EST)
martling's gotta go...
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Always
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started by
h8suall
(08.17.2000 0:05:47 AM EST)
His jokes always suck
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