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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
 
 

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Published : 02.01.2008

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Published : 01.24.2008

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Published : 01.21.2008

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Rate: 3.83
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A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks ...
Published : 01.05.2008

Rate: 1.52
Heaven Vs. Hell
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not ...
Published : 10.24.2007

Rate: 3.54
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A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Arkansas. He shot ...
Published : 07.16.2007

Rate: 3.73
Deathbed Lawyer
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death ...
Published : 03.31.2007

Rate: 2.17
Two People
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Published : 11.05.2006

Rate: 4.08
Attorney Privilege
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather ...
Published : 10.03.2006

Rate: 4.17
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Published : 08.24.2006

Rate: 4.08
Two Lawyers
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Published : 08.18.2006

Rate: 4.00
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't
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Published : 05.16.2006

Rate: 4.00
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Published : 03.13.2006

Rate: 4.00
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A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer ...
Published : 10.19.2005

Rate: 4.00
The Heart Transplant
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed ...
Published : 09.26.2005

Rate: 4.00
Contributions
The United Way realized that it had never received ...
Published : 08.28.2005

Rate: 4.07
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A young lawyer decided that his life needed a hobby. ...
Published : 07.06.2004

Rate: 3.77
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There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious ...
Published : 05.26.2004

Rate: 4.08
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One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny ...
Published : 04.15.2004

Rate: 4.00
Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ...
Published : 12.13.2003

Rate: 3.60
The Test
A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called ...
Published : 11.18.2003

Rate: 3.00
The Bronze Statue
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown...
Published : 05.23.2003

Rate: 3.50
A Priest And A Truck Driver
A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over ...
Published : 03.26.2003

Rate: 3.71
A Call To His Lawyer
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak ...
Published : 02.25.2003

Rate: 3.50
Professional Differences
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One ...
Published : 11.28.2002

Rate: 3.50
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Published : 11.16.2002

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