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"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"-Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven."
— Brian O'Rourke
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#115 Bambo makes up 99% of a panda's diet.
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is so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
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Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
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 Origin of Lawyers | | By: Stickman | Published: 02/23/1999 | | |  |
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Single Sally was feeling "out of sorts", so she went to see her doctor for a checkup. After doing a complete physical and blood work, her doctor came back and told her he couldn't find anything wrong. The doctor asked, "Sally, you couldn't be pregnant, could you?"
Somewhat embarrassed, Sally replied, "Well, I am trying to save myself for marriage, but a month or so ago, I did have anal sex."
The Doctor replied, " Well that explains it. You must be pregnant."
Single Sally exclaimed, "I didn't know you could get pregnant from anal sex!"
"Sure", said the Doctor, "where do you think lawyers come from?"
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