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    By: SeaweedyPublished: 05/05/2001
     
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    A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and other considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle, but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

    "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars in this note. But as you can see, sucker, I'm not! Hahahahaaaa!"

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    Guys with Beamers..... (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
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    ...aren't trying nearly as hard to compensate for "something" as much as those that drive porches.

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    started by OliverClozoff
    (05.05.2001 1:17:49 AM EST)

    I just told somebody this joke today. Goofball is obviously monitoring my thoughts. Better break out the old aluminum foil hat again...



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