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Guilty Trick

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/15/2001
 
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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.

In the defense's closing statement, the lawyer, (knowing that his client would probably be convicted), resorted to a trick.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."

He looked toward the courtroom door.

The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly.

A minute passed. Nothing happened.

Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."

The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A short while later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of Guilty.

"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."

The jury foreman replied: "Oh, we did look. Your client didn't."

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    Waaaaa hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:01:55 PM EST)

    Nailed. Put a colander on his head and tell him it's a lie detector test.


    Just protecting my sheep

    The lesson is: (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (07.16.2001 11:11:10 PM EST)

    Its the little details that will trip you up.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    Good one Rob (0 replies)  
    started by rmthugger
    (07.15.2001 10:43:32 PM EST)



    Like all real good jokes, it has something of the truth in it. Funny story, lol.

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