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Bar Chatter

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/12/2001
 
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Two guys are sitting in a bar.

The first guy asks, "What do you do for a living?"

The second guy says, "I'm a lawyer."

The first says, "How much do you charge?"

The second guy says, "$100 for four questions."

The first guy says, "Isn't that a little expensive?"

The second guy says, "Yes. What's your fourth question?"

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    Sounds like a lawyer to me (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:03:16 PM EST)

    My fourth question would be, "Do you take checks?"

    None of mine are any good.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Can I get..... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.28.2001 3:27:31 AM EST)

    ..a package deal if I ask 8 questions? LOL!

    ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

    You can't be serious? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.12.2001 7:07:09 AM EST)


    The first guy says, "You can't be serious?"

    The second guy says, "Yes I am and that'll be $100, thank you".

    Silence ensued (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (09.12.2001 5:48:11 AM EST)

    No further questions.


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