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Just Passing Through

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/28/2001
 
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The sheriff of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 MPH in a 35 MPH zone.

The wealthy man behind the wheel was steaming. When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't believe you stopped me. This town must be the butthole of the world!"

The magistrate looked at him and replied: "And you must be what's passing through."

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    Like a turd in the night (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:04:10 PM EST)

    hahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    Hahaha (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.28.2001 3:03:50 AM EST)

    So lock him up and make the town constipated!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Shit ! (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (12.28.2001 1:50:36 AM EST)

    couldnt he find turd gear or something ?


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