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 The Godfather | | By: SwampGirl | Published: 01/16/1999 | | |  |
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The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney,
walks into a room to meet with his accountant.
The Godfather asks the accountant, "where's
the three million bucks you embezzled from
me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The
Godfather asks again, "where's the three
million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney interrupts, "sir, the man is a
deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can
interpret for you."
The Godfather says, "well, ask him where the
@#!* money is." The attorney, using sign
language, asks the accountant
where the three
million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I
don't know what you're talking about." The
attorney interprets to the Godfather, " He
doesn't know what you're talking about " The
Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the
temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and
says, "Ask him again where the @#!* money
is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant, "He
wants to know where it is!" The accountant
signs back, "Okay! Okay! The money's hidden
in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"
The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He
says that you don't have the guts to pull the
trigger."
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