One day, an repair man died. he was the kind of repair man
that fixed stuff, like air conditioners.
When he
died, he went to heaven, and met God. God said "Hey!
You're not on the list! Go to Hell!" So he walked down about
30,967,451 flights of stairs, and met the devil. He said, "Okay!
Come on in!" While in hell, he fixed all sorts of things, like
escalators, air conditioners, etc. One day, God called the devil
and said, "You know that repair man? Well, he's suppose to be up
here."
So the devil said, "Are you crazy? I won't give you this
guy!" God said, "Well if you don't, I'll sue!" So
the devil
said, "Sue? You can't sue me! You don't have any lawyers up
there!"
