A lawyer is driving in the middle of nowhere and his car
breaks down. After waiting a while, a farmer comes along and
asks what the problem is.
Discovering what the problem is, the
farmer offers his home to the lawyer to stay for the night.
Later that night, the lawyer is asleep, and the farmer's wife
comes in his room and wants to have sex with him. The lawyer
says, "No, you're husband will wake up and catch us." The wife
replies, "My husband is a heavy sleeper he won't wake up, I
promise." To prove it, she takes the lawyer into her room where
her husband is butt-naked and tells him to pull one of the hairs
on his ass. The lawyer
does it and the farmer doesn't wake
up.
Then they go back to the room and have sex. About 2 hours
later, the wife comes back and wants more. The lawyer says once
again "You're husband will wake up and catch us." The wife says,
"I already told you, he's a heavy sleeper. So she takes him in
her room again and he pulls another hair on the farmer's ass and
still the farmer does not wake up. So they go have sex
again.
It's almost sunrise and the wife comes back again and wants
to do it one more time before her husband wakes up. The lawyer
says, "It's almost sunrise, he's about to wake up." The wife
says "Let me show you one more time that my husband is a heavy
sleeper." So they go back to her room and he pulls a hair on the
farmer's ass.
Just then, the farmer turns around, looks at him and says:
"You can fuck my wife as many times as you want, but don't use
my ass as a scoreboard."
