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All Lawyers Are Jerks

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/07/1999
 
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Guy goes to a restaurant and is confronted with a subpoena. Being frustrated the man says loudly "All Lawyers are Jerks". One guy stands up and says "Hey, I resent that remark". So the guy asks "Are you a lawyer?" The guy responds, "No, I'm a Jerk!"

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