"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." —Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
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"I didn't pay a lot of attention as I should have in college." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#151 The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.
Yo Mama ...
is like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
One Liners
Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? A: You don't know, maaan! You weren't there!
Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's jurors to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, fearing the murder charge being brought by the state. The jury was out for days before returning with the verdict:
"Manslaughter!"
Later, as Murphy paid off the corrupt juror, he asked him if he had a hard time convincing the other jurors to see things his way.
"Boy, did I!" said the juror. "They kept voting to acquit!"
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