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Professional Differences

By: misspkPublished: 11/28/2002
 
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Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians.

The attorney kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the physician in the window seat said," I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the attorney, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the physicians picked up the attorney's shoe and spat in it.

When he returned with the coke, the other physician said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the attorney obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other physician picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The attorney returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the attorney slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

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    heard it before (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.29.2002 9:35:00 PM EST)

    but still funny...Coke is so much better with urine in it


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    Aw hell (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.28.2002 10:14:29 AM EST)

    I wanted the lawyer to lose!

    Hahaha, still a great joke. Hugs to PK.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

    This is so true (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.28.2002 6:31:15 AM EST)

    But I would change the Doctors to Bankers if I told the joke.
    ^5 Miss PK

    hahaha (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (11.28.2002 3:24:42 AM EST)

    good stuff PK

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING GOOFS!!

    Hahahahahahha (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (11.28.2002 0:12:07 AM EST)

    Serves them all right.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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