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That's it...
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hyenasmirk
(11.18.2003 8:42:36 PM EST)
BigJohn, I have a special place in my heart for lawyers, and I find that joke offensive. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. LOL. OK, I lied. Sue me.
"We pursue that, which retreats from us"
lmfao
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bigjohn2
(11.18.2003 3:44:19 PM EST)
I forgot about this one..
you know
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started by
ebenny
(11.18.2003 6:42:16 AM EST)
It's only a matter of time before some first-grader sues to try and make 2+2=5. And with our courts today, it'll go through.
The lawyer said, "What do you want it to be and that'll be 75 dollars."
hahahahahahaha
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