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The Sailing Lawyer

By: damselPublished: 07/06/2004
 
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A young lawyer decided that his life needed a hobby. Since his buddies talked about sailing, he thought he'd give it a go. He went to the local boat show and asked a lot of questions. Everything seemed to be going well when he said, "How do you dock the boat?"

The salesman replied, "Well, you really don't dock the sailboat, you tie it up to a float just beyond the dock. This way you don't bang up the finish on the craft."

"Well then," the lawyer asked, "How do you get out to the sailboat?" "Good question." The salesman told him. You can get a small raft and paddle out to the boat, or you can just walk out to the boat, if you don't mind getting wet.

"Oh, I get it," the lawyer replied, "It's Row vs Wade."

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    Ditto what TJ said (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
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    *GROAN*

    *groan* (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.06.2004 4:04:21 AM EST)


    No fair! I didn't see that one coming AT ALL! If I did I would have had a barf bag handy. LOL

    J/K, Damsel. Like most groaners, that was pretty funny.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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