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Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't

By: AnonymousPublished: 05/16/2006
 
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10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $300 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?

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    yep (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.20.2006 9:11:48 PM EST)

    those are good...

    Geez (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.16.2006 2:06:16 AM EST)


    As if the lawyers fees aren't obscene enough.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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