"I want the youngsters here to remember the story of Flight 93, one of most profound parts of this entire history of the recent history we've been through."Source: Federal News Service, "President Bush Remarks at Missouri Welcome," Nov. 4, 2002
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"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked." — Bill Cosby, Comedian
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#226 13 percent of the world's tea comes from Kenya.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
One Liners
Q: What's the slogan for the Stealth Condom? A: "They'll never see you coming."
A woman and her young daughter were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother one Sunday. As they passed through the cemetery on the way back to their car, the little girl said, "Mommy? Do they ever bury in the same grave?"
"Oh no, of course not, dear!" the mother replied. "Why on earth would you think that?"
"Well, that one back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
I didn't think there were any new lawyer jokes left, but I never heard this one before.
Either that or CRS is helping me out here.
Good `un, Beach-....., er, BD. ;^)
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