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By: bd2sonPublished: 11/05/2006
 
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A woman and her young daughter were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother one Sunday. As they passed through the cemetery on the way back to their car, the little girl said, "Mommy? Do they ever bury in the same grave?"

"Oh no, of course not, dear!" the mother replied. "Why on earth would you think that?"

"Well, that one back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

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    they wrote it that way (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (11.05.2006 12:27:22 PM EST)

    hecause the to use honest lawyer would be an oxymoron hahaha

    Waaaaa Hahahahahahaa!! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.05.2006 8:35:15 AM EST)


    I didn't think there were any new lawyer jokes left, but I never heard this one before.

    Either that or CRS is helping me out here.

    Good `un, Beach-....., er, BD. ;^)

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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