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The Test

By: bigjohn2Published: 11/18/2003
 
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A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.

The engineer went in first and was asked, "What is 2+2?" The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, "4."

Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, "4.0"

Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, "What do you want it to be?"

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    That's it... (0 replies)
    started by hyenasmirk
    (11.18.2003 8:42:36 PM EST)

    BigJohn, I have a special place in my heart for lawyers, and I find that joke offensive. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. LOL. OK, I lied. Sue me.

    "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.18.2003 3:44:19 PM EST)

    I forgot about this one..

    you know (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (11.18.2003 6:42:16 AM EST)

    It's only a matter of time before some first-grader sues to try and make 2+2=5. And with our courts today, it'll go through.

    The lawyer...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.18.2003 3:26:37 AM EST)


    Sounds like one of California's school teachers.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Wrong !!! (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.18.2003 0:26:25 AM EST)


    The lawyer said, "What do you want it to be and that'll be 75 dollars."

    hahahahahahaha

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