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"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone."
— Jan King
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#41 Shrimp can only swim backward.
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... is so fat, When she runs, she makes the CD player skip... is so fat, at the radio station!
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Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
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 The Brass Rat | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 02/24/1999 | | |  |
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A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around.
After a while, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the
counter. The proprietor said, that
will be $10 for the brass rat
and $1,000 for the story behind it. The man said, "Thanks, but
I'll just pay the $10 and pass on the story." He purchased the
brass rat and left the store.
As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all
sorts of rats following him. The further he walked — the
more rats followed. He walked down to the wharf and still more
rats came out and followed him. So, he decided to walk out into
the water, which he did — and all the rats
drowned.
He returned to the store shortly and when he walked in, the
proprietor said, "Ah ha! You came back to pay the $1,000 for the
story, right?" "No," replied the man, "I came back to see if you
have any brass lawyers!"
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