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Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/18/1998
 
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10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:

1. Think you can get me off?

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
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    yo i' like number 1 or 2 or sumthing

    pretty funny (0 replies)  
    started by Defiance
    (08.15.2000 2:19:44 PM EST)

    as I heard them all before

    Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken!

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