Q:
What is your date
of birth?
A:
July fifteenth.
Q:
What year?
A:
Every year.
Q:
What gear were you
in at the moment of the impact?
A:
Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q:
How old is your
son-the one living
with you?
A:
Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't
remember which.
Q:
How long has he
lived with you?
A:
Forty-five years.
Q:
What was the first
thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A:
He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q:
And why did that
upset you?
A:
My name is Susan.
Q:
And where was the
location of the accident?
A:
Approximately milepost 499.
Q:
And where is
milepost 499?
A:
Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q:
She had three
children, right?
A:
Yes.
Q:
How many were
boys?
A:
None.
Q:
Were there any
girls?
Q:
You say the stairs
went down to the basement?
A:
Yes.
Q:
And these stairs,
did they go up also?
Q:
How was your first
marriage terminated?
A:
By death.
Q:
And by whose death
was it terminated?
Q:
Can you describe
the individual?
A:
He was about medium height and had a
beard.
Q:
Was this a male, or
a female?
"Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
"Were you present when your picture was taken?"
"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in
the war?"
"Did he kill
you?"
"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the
collision?"
"You were there until the time you left, is that
true?"
"How many times have you committed suicide?"
Q:
Doctor, how many
autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A:
All my autopsies are performed on dead
people.
Q:
Do you recall the
time that you examined the body?
A:
The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q:
And Mr. Dennington
was dead at the time?
A:
No, he was sitting on the table wondering
why I was doing an autopsy.
Q:
Doctor, before you
performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A:
No.
Q:
Did you check for
blood pressure?
A:
No.
Q:
Did you check for
breathing?
A:
"No.
Q:
So, then it is
possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy
A:
No.
Q:
How can you be so
sure, Doctor?
A:
Because his brain was sitting on my desk in
a jar.
Q:
But could the
patient have still been alive
nevertheless?
A:
It is possible that he could have been alive
and practicing law somewhere
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