Yo Mama is so fat ...
By: Robnoxious	Published: 01/01/2000
... When she hauls ass she has to make two trips. ... When she dances she makes the band skip. ... When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live. ... She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. ... Her ass has its own congressman. ... Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. ... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts. ... Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. ... Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." ... The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. ... "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks. ... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama" ... When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. ... When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. ... She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. ... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. ... When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall. ... She could sell shade. ... When she crosses the street, cars look out for her. ... People jog around her for exercise. ... I ran around her twice and got lost. ... She gets runs in her jeans. ... Her blood type is Ragu. ... When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. ... If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! ... She has to put her belt on with a boomerang. ... When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party. ... She can't even jump to a conclusion. ... She went to the movies and sat next to everyone. ... Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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HA! (0 replies) started by dooger9 (02.23.2005 9:26:10 PM EST) yo mama so stupid she thought daylight savings was a bank!

UGLY MAMA!! (0 replies) started by toms0008 (06.28.2001 12:35:16 PM EST) YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE MADE A BLIND KID CRY!

yo mama (0 replies) started by acidburns (05.20.2001 11:05:14 AM EST) your mama is so fat when god said let there be light he told her to get her fat ass out of the way

your mama so fat (0 replies) started by eevil48 (05.19.2001 0:38:58 AM EST) she uses a pay phone as a cell phone and wears a vcr for a beeper and carries around a 61 inch tv for a laptop

Yo Mamma So Fat.. (0 replies) started by AtlasAngel (05.16.2001 8:48:05 PM EST) Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the rainbow...SKITTLES poped out (I appologize if that one's been used already)

yo mama so nasty!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.16.2001 8:16:46 PM EST) yo mama so nasty I went to her house,asked what si for dinner she jumped on the table open her legs and said CRABS!!

funny as chuff (0 replies) started by trev69 (05.04.2001 8:28:50 AM EST) Yo mamma is so fat that when i fuck her, i have to turn the light off so i don't burn my ass on the bulb...

yo mama (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.27.2001 2:30:43 AM EST) is sooo bald i can see what she's thinking....

Yo mama so stoopid... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.18.2001 10:38:28 PM EST) Yo mama so stupid, she didn't finish wathing 60 minutes in 3 hours.

your mama so fat (1 reply) started by marycollins (04.12.2001 1:46:40 AM EST) your mama so fat she fell into the grand canyon and filled it up.she went to get a haircut and got a group discount.she shaves her legs with a chainsaw.she pops her pimples with the top of the empire state building. written by richard e hewitt jr .

cool shit (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.11.2001 11:48:18 PM EST) made my day a little bit more (lighter) pretty funny shit

Yo mama (0 replies) started by chombo7 (04.06.2001 9:33:51 PM EST) Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed they put a blanket over the Atlantic ocean!!! CHOMBO7

Yo Mama... (0 replies) started by beobotboi (03.06.2001 5:11:31 PM EST) yo mamma so fat, she downs more food than how big bill gates bank accounts are ...

BIG MAMA LOAD (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.04.2001 5:38:00 PM EST) yo mama is so fat when she go to the store people say "MOVE OUT THE THE LOAD IS COMING"

lose weight (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.04.2001 5:34:22 PM EST) yo mama is so fat when I look at her she loose weight

MAMA NO !!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.03.2001 9:18:53 AM EST) mama1: get me that belt girl mama2: no mama please mom mama1: you are right, i think you are a little old to get woopings. look you are a mom. mama2: yea mama1: EDDIE!!! get me my shotgun mama2: mama please, no mama c' mon mama no mama MAMA NO!!! BAM!!!

yo mama (0 replies) started by hootyhoooooo (02.20.2001 9:35:41 PM EST) yo mama so fat , she fell in grand canyon and got stuck

ak (0 replies) started by ninty9 (02.19.2001 0:14:33 AM EST) Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo momma so fat were in her right now Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball! Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep. Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again. Yo momma so fat she influences the tides. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on theother side just to get her through Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!! Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!! Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!! Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94" Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck

your mama is so fat (5 replies) started by nutman2002 (02.09.2001 5:38:47 PM EST) your mama is so fat she jumped into a volcano and said "ooh body heating." write it down on the site

playa23 (0 replies) started by ItsCLR23 (02.05.2001 4:18:06 AM EST) yo mama is so ugly bigfoot takes pictures or her

coolman373 (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.26.2001 9:49:35 PM EST) hi adam this is joanna

mama fat (0 replies) started by WarriorBurr (01.15.2001 11:53:45 PM EST) thats one fat bitch

big pops (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.05.2001 9:31:39 PM EST) your mamma is so fat, when she sits around the house,she sits around the house.

something (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.04.2001 7:30:40 PM EST) yo mama so old, she has a picture of jesus in her yearbook!

yO MamA (0 replies) started by Coochie (12.31.2000 0:30:31 AM EST) Yo Mama is like a shotgun - 1 cock and she blows! I am King!

fuck you (0 replies) started by me2 (12.27.2000 2:03:59 PM EST) you all suck

you mama is so fat...... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.24.2000 0:32:13 AM EST) ford made a new SUV just for her, 10ton driver seat she even ate the mouse from the computer, becuase she heard the cats eat mice too i thought you use have a 3 story house? what happen to the sun? check out the the new blimp, nope sorry that yo mama!!!!! sorry park full, just one mama that she has to pay for 4axels at the toll booth she has to stop at a weigh station to check her ass a hunter shot her and thought that he won for the 10 point buck just off the hope you like but your mama thought eating me would make her feel full!!! ( i touk me and 12 more to full her)

Yo Mama (1 reply) started by JaQaL (12.22.2000 4:53:30 PM EST) Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the beach the plankton swim away... JaQaL

kick ass (0 replies) started by Homedog2 (12.22.2000 3:58:36 PM EST) that was a kick ass stuff its funny hahahaha homedog2 MS

Yo moma (0 replies) started by bigpimpin (12.20.2000 9:19:51 AM EST) Yo moma is so fat she jumped and got stuck!

Yo Mama (0 replies) started by bigpimpin (12.20.2000 9:18:39 AM EST) Your moma is so fat when she went to the movie theater she had to sit in the aisle.

YO MAMA!@ (0 replies) started by bigpimpin (12.20.2000 9:15:44 AM EST) Your mama is so poor when you walk in her front door your in her backyard.

jokes (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.19.2000 9:06:00 AM EST) you mama so dumb: she sat on the tv and watched the chouch

Poor momma (0 replies) started by croptop14 (12.17.2000 1:00:38 PM EST) Yo momma's so fat she walked into the street wearing a raincoat,and people yelled TAXI!!!

yo momma (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.10.2000 10:54:25 PM EST) yo momma's so fat, she walked into the street wearing a raincoat, and people yelled TAXI! yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she yawns and the cars slow down yo momma's got a gap so big between her front teeth i dunno whether to laugh or kick a field goal and there u have it folks...

mama jokes rule (0 replies) started by clemroid14 (11.28.2000 10:40:54 PM EST) Your mama's so black she got out of the car and the oil light came on!

The Ultimate List (1 reply) started by Catman1229 (11.22.2000 9:18:45 PM EST) Here's My list. I apologize for any repeats or misspellings DON'T FORGET TO RATE ME FOR THIS!! Yo mamma's so fat, she bent over to pick up a dime (How she could see it, I do not know) and Air Force 1 tried to land on her! Yo mamma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it! Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo momma so fat were in her right now Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball! Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep. Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again. Yo momma so fat she influences the tides. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on theother side just to get her through Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!! Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!! Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!! Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94" Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck I can only please 1 person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. -Dilbert Visit my site @ homelife.iwarp.com

yo mamma (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.21.2000 6:43:44 AM EST) is this the same joke as the other 1?

YoSimSam (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.15.2000 10:22:31 PM EST) Yo mamma's so black, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on.

Yo mamma!!!!!!!!!! (0 replies) started by Ecco187 (11.14.2000 10:01:54 AM EST) yo mamma is so fat her belt size is the 'equator' yo mamma is so dumb, she threw a gernade at me, I picked it up, pulled the pin, and threw it back at her. yo mamma is so fat, we had to grese the door and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her out of the house. thank you!!! Zack's..zack's..name..name..is..is..Ecco..Ecco..goto..goto..http://geocities.yahoo.com/artimus_lilwhitecat/index.html..http://geocities.yahoo.com/artimus_lilwhitecat/index.html

mamas so fat (0 replies) started by Sovietspi (11.11.2000 11:32:03 PM EST) yo momma's so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide. yo momma's so fat she went swimming and got harpooned.

yo mama's so hairy.... (0 replies) started by DANO1 (11.11.2000 7:01:16 PM EST) yo mama's so hairy I saw Big Foot taking pictures of her

LOL! (0 replies) started by sweetiepeach (11.03.2000 3:51:01 PM EST) Hehehe...:) ~SweetiePeach~

YIKES (0 replies) started by tupper (10.31.2000 8:47:21 PM EST) her blood type is Ragu ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants." - Chuckles the Clown, The Mary Tyler Moore Show

YOUR MAMA (0 replies) started by Mintman10 (10.23.2000 12:47:12 PM EST) YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE GOT A TAN FROM THE REFIDGERATOR LIGHT.

haha (0 replies) started by thongproncess (10.11.2000 6:40:39 PM EST) Your mama's so fat, when se hop scotches it's like New York, New Jersey, Texas Your mama's so fat, after I had sex with her I rolled over her Twice and i was still on the bitch Your mama's so poor, when I walk in her front door i'm walkin out the back your mama's so poor i look in her freezer and saw roaches playing ice hockey your mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning The thong princess has left the building!!!!

Yo Mama so fat... (0 replies) started by yomomma (10.10.2000 5:08:23 AM EST) That helicopters try to land on her whenever she wears her `Malcolm X' shirt! . . . . . . . . . Yo Mama so stoopid, she got fired from the Sperm Bank for `drinkin' on `da job! Quit moving your lips while reading this!

funny (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.08.2000 11:08:58 PM EST) yo mammas so fat that when she stood on the scales it said to be continued

BOOBS(.)(.) (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.05.2000 8:51:02 PM EST) YO MAMA SO FAT SHE'S LIKE A SHOTGUN!!! 2 COCKS AND SHE BLOWS!!!!

your mamas so fat (5 replies) started by nofro (10.02.2000 9:09:35 PM EST) shes got more dimples on her ass than a golfball

ha ha ha (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.01.2000 4:15:20 PM EST) that was so freakin funny i laughed my ass off me and my friend immediatley printed off after we read them love adele and teresa CANADA alberta

Yo mama's so fat (0 replies) started by afguy2000 (09.12.2000 0:12:14 AM EST) that when she jumps, got stuck in the air. hello

Yo mama's so fat (0 replies) started by Coyote32 (09.09.2000 6:26:39 PM EST) Yo' mama's so fat that when she beeps when she backs up!!

Yo momma's..... (0 replies) started by DaWolfE (09.04.2000 3:45:05 PM EST) so loose, its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway Stay True To Yo Name

yo momma so fat (0 replies) started by deloc213 (09.03.2000 3:13:26 AM EST) she sweats crisco

poor ass mom (0 replies) started by deloc213 (09.03.2000 3:04:15 AM EST) yo momma is so poor she cant even afford to pay attention :P:D

fat ass momma (1 reply) started by deloc213 (09.03.2000 3:03:54 AM EST) your momma is so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon :P:D

mamma fat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.31.2000 5:30:32 AM EST) she is so fat her liver has onions on it

BITE ME! (0 replies) started by neo33173 (08.18.2000 4:10:27 PM EST) YOUR MAMA IS SOOOOO FAT SHE GOT HER OWN PAGE IN THE ATLAS howzit brah?

BITE ME! (0 replies) started by neo33173 (08.18.2000 4:10:17 PM EST) YOUR MAMA IS SOOOOO FAT SHE GOT HER OWN PAGE IN THE ATLAS howzit brah?

BITE ME! (0 replies) started by neo33173 (08.18.2000 4:10:07 PM EST) YOUR MAMA IS SOOOOO FAT SHE GOT HER OWN PAGE IN THE ATLAS howzit brah?

BITE ME! (0 replies) started by neo33173 (08.18.2000 4:05:56 PM EST) YOUR MAMA IS SOOOOO FAT SHE GOT HER OWN PAGE IN THE ATLAS howzit brah?

fat (0 replies) started by loscochinos (08.17.2000 10:03:34 PM EST) yo mamas so fat she had to get baptized at seaworld loscochinos

fat (0 replies) started by loscochinos (08.17.2000 9:59:26 PM EST) yo mamas so fat she had to get baptized at seaworld loscochinos

yo mamma (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.10.2000 6:50:50 PM EST) yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

hey bro (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.05.2000 1:02:28 PM EST) whasssuuuupppp......howz work and stuff....life here sux....i'd quit and tell everyone "fuck off" if i could....love life sux also....ain't gettin no ass here... see ya ......KP

YO MAMA IS (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.29.2000 6:53:31 PM EST) LIKE A JOINT SHE GOSE AROUND AND EVERYONE GETS TO HIT IT...........

yo mamma (0 replies) started by ralff2 (07.29.2000 6:24:23 PM EST) yo mamma is so fat when she walks round in high heels she strikes oil.

tour mama (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.23.2000 8:59:19 PM EST) tour mama is so ugly that the sientice said it's a new spieces!

your mama (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.22.2000 5:06:14 PM EST) my ass is big

your mama is so fat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.05.2000 7:23:36 PM EST) I had to fuck her in sections

your moma (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.26.2000 2:10:11 PM EST) your moma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles came out

yo mamas so fat (1 reply) started by logbob (06.24.2000 3:06:17 PM EST) yo mama is soooooo fat that when she had breast implants, they christened it the new silicon valley LOGBOBSTANNARD

yo mama so stupid... (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.24.2000 1:48:24 PM EST) it took her an hour to make 1 minute rice!

yo momas so ugly... by SD (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.24.2000 1:47:57 PM EST) big foot takes pictures of her!

YO MAMA!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.24.2000 1:43:18 PM EST) yo mamas so fat.... she has a zip code on each ass cheek!

Yo Mama is so fat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.22.2000 3:00:40 PM EST) ...when she goes to the movies she blocks everyones view ...we dont need to worry about oils shortages because we got her oily ass

Your mama is so fat ... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.20.2000 9:19:50 PM EST) Your mama is so fat that when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.

Woohoo! (= (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.20.2000 5:38:56 AM EST) Just wanna say ur Momma jokes are soooo awesome. My friends and I always crack up!! Keep 'em coming! They rock...(: *LuV NiKkI*

yo mama is so fat (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.19.2000 11:09:38 AM EST) yo mama is so fat that when she walks by a school bus stop the kids try to crawl up her ass

Yo mama's so OLD (0 replies) started by ExecutionGerl (06.17.2000 0:45:54 AM EST) Yo mama's so Old i told her to act her ..so she died.

Yo mama is so fat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.16.2000 8:39:37 AM EST) she fell down and broke her leg and gravy came out.

yo momma so fat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.15.2000 6:43:06 PM EST) yo momma so fat she has more rools than a bakery. Bill

yo momma so fat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.15.2000 6:39:14 PM EST) Yo momma so fat she saw a bus and said " stop that twinkie"!!!

yo momma (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.12.2000 2:11:11 PM EST) YO MOMMA SO FAT,when she sits around the house she sits All AROUND the house

your so fat..... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.08.2000 11:38:36 PM EST) here you go ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

yo momma (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.08.2000 7:57:17 PM EST) is so fat, her first word was oink

fat mamas (0 replies) started by loscochinos (06.06.2000 6:24:05 PM EST) yo mamas so fat when she goes to the beach,shes the only one that gets sunburned loscochinos

fat mamas pt.3 (0 replies) started by loscochinos (06.06.2000 6:12:58 PM EST) lets get off fat mamas,cause i just got off yours loscochinos

FATTY MOMS (2 replies) started by THEROCKISHERE (06.05.2000 1:41:59 AM EST) YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE JUMPED UP IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK.

Yo mama so fat....... (2 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.03.2000 3:59:00 PM EST) Yo mama so fat, they made the theme song, "Fall into the Gap!"

Yo mama so fat... (3 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.02.2000 3:13:43 PM EST) Yo mama so fat, When god said let there be light, he pushed out of the way!

fatter mamas (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.01.2000 9:18:37 PM EST) your mamas so fat when she goes swimming in the lake,the lake gets stretch marks.

fat mamas (4 replies)   started by loscochinos (06.01.2000 8:26:36 PM EST) your mamas so fat her picture falls off the wall loscochinos

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