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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
—David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
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#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
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One Liners |
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Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
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 Yo Mama is so fat ... | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 01/01/2000 | | |  |
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... When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
... When she dances she makes the band skip.
... When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
... She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
... Her ass has its own congressman.
... Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
... Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
... Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
... The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
... "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
... When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
... When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
... She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
... When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
... She could sell shade.
... When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
... People jog around her for exercise.
... I ran around her twice and got lost.
... She gets runs in her jeans.
... Her blood type is Ragu.
... When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
... If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
... She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
... When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
... She can't even jump to a conclusion.
... She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
... Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters
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hootyhoooooo
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yo mama so fat , she fell in grand canyon and got stuck
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Tweety used to be a baby bird without feathers until the censors made him have feathers because he "looked naked."
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