Yo mama so fat...
By: slipknotfan1	Published: 06/19/2000
Yo mama so fat she plays hoola-hoop with the rings of Saturn and Hopscotch with the planets! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Now that's big (0 replies) started by roger (02.23.2002 10:05:28 PM EST) Her birthday is June, July and August. Just protecting my sheep

yo mamma is (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.31.2001 8:07:27 PM EST) soooo ugly she looked under the bed and the boogie man shit his pants!

Your mama is so fat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.28.2001 7:11:00 AM EST) Gica suge pula. Mama lui Blendea la fel

mama (0 replies) started by bill70 (05.13.2001 5:40:27 PM EST) ure mama so fat she jumped in2 the air and got stuck, ure moma so fat that when she turned around its her birthday ure mommas so ugly she looke out of the window and got arrested 4 moonin

Yo moma is so dumb... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.09.2001 3:38:03 PM EST) She sat on the heating system and said, "Where did all the heat go?"

fuck (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.08.2001 4:51:12 PM EST) i hate u joe

momma stupid (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.08.2001 9:51:31 AM EST) your momma is so stupid she wanted to be on americas most wanted so bad she stole a free smpple

Yo mama is so fat... (0 replies) started by XSuterusuBejitaX (05.04.2001 5:00:39 PM EST) shes on both sides of the family! her ass looks like two pigs fightin over a box o milk duds! she walked in front of the tv and i missed 60 minutes! before God said let there be light he said," GET OUT DA WAY!". i cant think of any more right now........LATA! Stick Figures are DA BOMB! lol

Yo mama.... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.02.2001 11:50:03 AM EST) is so fat she has her own gravitational pull!

Yo Mama (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.30.2001 3:56:31 PM EST) Yo Mama is so stank, she made Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, and Sure think twice.

yo mama so fat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.25.2001 5:06:11 PM EST) she has to put her hand between her legs to wipe her ass.

funny joke (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.20.2001 12:43:12 PM EST) Q: which one of these dont belong: 1:meat 2:eggs 3:blowjob or 4:wife A:3:blowjob.......you can beat your meat, beat eggs, beat your wife, but u cant beat a blowjob!!!!

yo mama so fat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.02.2001 5:08:00 PM EST) she has so many dimples her boyfriend does not know were to put it

yo mamma so slutty (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.01.2001 9:03:00 PM EST) ....she is like a subway, everybody gets a turn to ride her

your mamma's so fat (0 replies) started by tyraandpreston (02.12.2001 4:55:07 AM EST) when she was born the doctor slapped her momma

I got a funny joke (0 replies) started by dragonslayer1085 (02.11.2001 1:22:56 PM EST) i thought you might like these jokes. i made them up!! Yo mama is so fat she can use her nipple as a pool stick. Yo mama is so fat she can use a space shuttle as a dildo. I Faretd!!!!

Yo mama (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.16.2001 7:47:35 AM EST) is so busy, i had to make an apointment to fuck her

BIG DAD (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.05.2001 9:34:57 PM EST) your mamma is so fat,when you want to find her pussy you have to flip her flabby rolls back untill you smell shit and then go back one.

yo mamma.... (1 reply) started by ladiesman2286 (12.10.2000 1:35:36 AM EST) so fat she has other fat people orbiting around her

yo mama.... (0 replies) started by ladiesman2286 (12.10.2000 1:28:23 AM EST) so dumb she got locked in the grociery store and starved to death

YO MOMMA (0 replies) started by sudzy69r (12.07.2000 6:44:53 PM EST) is like a pinball machine, put in a quarter for 3 plays..and get 24 cents change.

Yo momma's so fat... (0 replies) started by edguitar (12.01.2000 5:49:33 PM EST) ...I had to tak a train and three busses just to get on the bitches good side

Yo momma's so fat... (0 replies) started by edguitar (12.01.2000 5:46:59 PM EST) ...she stepped on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose!

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow... (2 replies) started by edguitar (12.01.2000 5:44:07 PM EST) ...I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!

Yo momma's so fat... (1 reply) started by edguitar (12.01.2000 5:43:13 PM EST) ...her nickname is DAMN!!!!

anonymous goofball (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.26.2000 1:41:45 AM EST) yo momma is so fat, if I got to close to her, I'd go into orbit around her.

Bob (9 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.18.2000 0:34:19 AM EST) Yo momma... Is so messed up in the head she thought she was screwing her man but she was screwing the next-door neighbors baby.

yo moma (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.16.2000 12:40:00 PM EST) yo mama's so fat it takes a timers guide to find her ass hole!!

yo mama (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.08.2000 8:07:07 AM EST) your mama is so fat when the bitch went to an all you can eat buffa they had to install speed bumps!

yo mooma (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.26.2000 10:23:20 PM EST) yo momma so fat. she filled up the bath tub then turn the water on

yo momma (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.26.2000 10:22:00 PM EST) yo momma soo fat she jumped up and got stuck

yo momma soo poor (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.26.2000 10:20:43 PM EST) yo momma soo poor she cant even pay attention

YA MAMA IS SO FAT! (3 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.12.2000 10:03:19 PM EST) YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE HAD TO USE THE HIGHWAY FOR A SLIP N SLIDE!!!!PLEASE EMAIL ME BACK AN TELL ME HOW IT WAS

dumb mama (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.11.2000 2:48:40 PM EST) Yo mama so dumb she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing out the W's.

naked males (0 replies) started by derwood71 (08.30.2000 11:08:43 PM EST) Hi my husband and I love your uncensored page. But where are the naked males pic's for the women. The men have heaps the women need some too

yo mama (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.26.2000 2:39:30 PM EST) is so fat she uses a radar dish as a ceral bowl by crashreload

Your mama is like (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.17.2000 2:03:08 PM EST) Your moma is like Macdonalds....1.6 billion served

your mamm (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.14.2000 2:27:48 PM EST) YOUR MAMMA IS SO DUMB SHE PUTS GUM BETWEEN HER ASS AND POPS SHIT

Yo mama (0 replies) started by TheDelta (08.08.2000 5:18:28 PM EST) Your mama is so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.

your mama (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.09.2000 2:28:03 PM EST) your mama so stupid it took her a half hour to find the any key

yo mama (2 replies) started by mrmagic63365 (07.06.2000 11:06:00 PM EST) so ugly she walked in taco bell and everybody ran 4 the border

yo mama (0 replies) started by mrmagic63365 (07.06.2000 11:05:21 PM EST) so ugly she walked in taco bell and every ran 4 the border

Yo Mama (0 replies) started by hardball (06.30.2000 2:06:42 PM EST) Yo big fat mama is so fat after sex I rolled over three times and was still on her, Plus after sex she smoked a turkey. Go big or don't go at all

you momma (0 replies) started by slim3406 (06.22.2000 9:22:43 PM EST) is like a microwave oven, everyone sticks their meat in the her. whasssup!

Yo Mama (0 replies) started by looshie (06.22.2000 5:51:38 PM EST) ...Is so fat, when she went to view a house and asked "Do you mind if I look round?", the realtor replied "You look round to me already you fat bastard" Irish Eyes

ok... (0 replies) started by prettyangel (06.19.2000 4:14:05 PM EST) i would tell you how dumb these kind of jokes are but just by commenting i would be less of a person I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

Yo mama `so' fat.. (0 replies) started by Hoojib (06.19.2000 2:39:50 PM EST) ..Helicopters try to land on her, everytime she wears that `Malcom X' t-shirt!

Yo mama `so' dumb.. (0 replies) started by Hoojib (06.19.2000 2:39:40 PM EST) ..she got fired from the Sperm Bank, for DRINKIN' on-the-job!

bad joke (2 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.19.2000 1:39:06 PM EST) first off, it's too long, second of all, if she was that fat, she wouldn't be able to jump to play hopscotch, and finaly, slipknot sucks

wait a minute (0 replies) started by XorsistXtreme (06.19.2000 0:27:36 AM EST) do you have any idea how big this woman would have to be to do the aforementioned activities? I mean she'd have to be pretty damn f... ohhh I get it! AHAHHA... still not funny, though.

Dumb (0 replies)   started by BobtheMidget (06.19.2000 0:00:50 AM EST) Why not just post this on the side like the rest of the yo momma jokes? Ever had sex with a midget?

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