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Yo mama so fat...

By: slipknotfan1Published: 06/19/2000
 
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Yo mama so fat she plays hoola-hoop with the rings of Saturn and Hopscotch with the planets!

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    ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  
    Title: Yo mama
    By: Anonymous Goofball
    Date: 01.16.2001 7:47 AM EST

    is so busy, i had to make an apointment to fuck her

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    Yo mama  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.16.2001 7:47:35 AM EST)

    is so busy, i had to make an apointment to fuck her

    yo mama is such a bitch
    by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.16.2001 7:51:28 AM EST)

    that on her pussy is a 50 mph minimum speed sign.


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