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Anonymous Goofball
(03.20.2001 12:43:12 PM EST)
Q: which one of these dont belong:
1:meat 2:eggs 3:blowjob or 4:wife
A:3:blowjob.......you can beat your meat, beat eggs, beat your wife, but u cant beat a blowjob!!!!
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