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Yo mama so fat...

By: slipknotfan1Published: 06/19/2000
 
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Yo mama so fat she plays hoola-hoop with the rings of Saturn and Hopscotch with the planets!

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    Title: Yo Mama
    By: Anonymous Goofball
    Date: 03.30.2001 3:56 PM EST

    Yo Mama is so stank, she made Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, and Sure think twice.

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    Yo Mama is so stank, she made Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, and Sure think twice.


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