"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."--After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
Random Quote
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." — Homer Simpson
Snapple Facts
#121 The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin.
Yo Mama ...
is so old even God calls her mother!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
her ass looks like two pigs fightin over a box o milk duds!
she walked in front of the tv and i missed 60 minutes!
before God said let there be light he said," GET OUT DA WAY!".
i cant think of any more right now........LATA!
Stick Figures are DA BOMB! lol
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