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George W. Bush
 
"We need to thin our forests in America." —Bush, on the evil of forests, Aug. 11, 2003 Source: The Arizona Republic, "In Arizona, Bush Touts His Idea to Thin Forests," Aug. 12, 2003.
 
 

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"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks."
—George Bush speech
 
 

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#186 A female kangaroo is called a flyer.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
gums are is so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
 
 

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Q. What's Afghanistan's national bird?
A. Duck.
 
 



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Origina Pickup Chicks
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Geography Of Women And Men
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
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Courses For Women
Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
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Woman's Revenge
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Published : 07.20.2009

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Womans Perfect Breakfast
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. ...
Published : 07.19.2009

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Six Classic Affairs
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Published : 07.18.2009

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An Original Way To Play Pickup Chicks
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Published : 05.28.2009

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Eve's Side of the Story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came ...
Published : 04.30.2009

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Romantic Rhyms
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Published : 04.29.2009

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Happy And Sad - At The Same Time
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Published : 04.01.2009

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Women's Ass Size Study
There is a new study about women and how they feel ...
Published : 03.23.2009

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Men's Pearls Of Wisdom
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big dick ...
Published : 03.11.2009

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Divorce Letters
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell ...
Published : 02.22.2009

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A Texas Wife
Three men married wives from different states ...
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Published : 02.18.2009

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Gynecologist's Assistant
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville ...
Published : 01.24.2009

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8 Words With Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under ...
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Published : 11.13.2008

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This One's For The Women
He said . .. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've ...
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Published : 11.12.2008

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Words That Have Two Meanings
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Published : 10.05.2008

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Here's Your Sign
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase ...
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Taking A Ribbing
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. ...
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Published : 09.28.2008

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Area 51
You've heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, ...
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Published : 08.31.2008

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Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age ...
Published : 08.22.2008

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The Little Skunk
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold ...
Published : 08.07.2008

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How To Speak Politically Correct
How to speak ...
Published : 07.24.2008

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Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Published : 07.22.2008

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Familiar Drunk
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant ...
Published : 07.21.2008

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The Bank Robbery
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
Published : 06.15.2008

Rate: 3.73
Wedding Cake
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Published : 06.14.2008

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