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What's In A Name?
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted ...
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Published : 05.11.2008

Rate: 4.00
Seducing The Male
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, ...
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Published : 05.02.2008

Rate: 4.00
Ther Hired Hand
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher ...
Published : 04.14.2008

Rate: 3.83
Flying A Kite
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. ...
Published : 04.12.2008

Rate: 3.62
Smart Dirty Old Man
A middle-aged woman decides to have a face-lift for ...
Published : 04.10.2008

Rate: 3.73
Lifesavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) ...
Published : 03.23.2008

Rate: 3.83
KNICKERLESS GIRLS
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as ...
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Published : 02.28.2008

Rate: 3.92
Found It
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
Published : 02.13.2008

Rate: 4.00
Deep Thoughts While Fishing
Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing ...
Published : 02.12.2008

Rate: 3.92
New Department Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
Published : 02.11.2008

Rate: 4.00
What's For Dinner
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner ...
Published : 02.10.2008

Rate: 4.00
Jackknives And Breast Stroke
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted ...
Published : 01.28.2008

Rate: 3.47
A Nine Out Of Ten
I was meeting a friend in a bar and as I went in, ...
Published : 01.22.2008

Rate: 2.89
Games for the Elderly / Signs of Menopause / Old is When
1. Sag, you're It.
Published : 01.20.2008

Rate: 4.00
Take A Sweater
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of ...
Published : 01.16.2008

Rate: 3.93
Old Flame
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend ...
Published : 01.09.2008

Rate: 4.00
This Is Heaven
This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost ...
Published : 01.07.2008

Rate: 4.00
The Maid Asks For A Raise
The Madam was very upset because her maid Maria insisted on an increase.
Published : 12.31.2007

Rate: 3.93
Geography Of A Woman / Geography Of A Man
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Published : 12.30.2007

Rate: 3.83
A Fair Divorce Settlement
"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," ...
Published : 12.14.2007

Rate: 3.73
Genetics Of Intelligence
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, ...
Published : 12.13.2007

Rate: 3.83
At The Beach
Sarah, a recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting ...
Published : 12.12.2007

Rate: 3.80
Dusty Underware
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, ...
Published : 11.22.2007

Rate: 3.27
Cynical Look At Marriage
You have two choices in life: You can stay single ...
Published : 11.21.2007

Rate: 3.92
The Amish Daughter
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an ...
Published : 11.16.2007

Rate: 3.71
The Happiest Day Of His Life
It was the happiest day of his life ...
Published : 11.07.2007

Rate: 3.94
The Wisdom Of Older Men!
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. ...
Published : 10.26.2007

Rate: 3.92
Morning Love Poem
Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, ...
Published : 10.23.2007

Rate: 3.62
Buyin A Bra For Ma
I ain't much ...
Published : 10.16.2007

Rate: 4.00
What A Woman Wants Vs. What A Man Wants
Before I lay me down to sleep, I ...
Published : 09.27.2007

Rate: 3.45

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