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 How to Impress Men and Women | | By: Laura | Published: 04/15/1999 | | |  |
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HOW MEN CAN IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her...
HOW A WOMEN CAN IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring beer.
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You Might need refer too for the guys
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